Random thoughts of an average human

Stupid Potholes               Once, at one of my beach camps, it was free time. A very hooking statement, I know. But hear me out: this actually becomes funny.               Anyway, my friends and I decided to go into the water, because duh, we were at a beach camp. Like all kids who live near the water and spend their summer going to beach camps, we were so enthralled to get back in the water (5 whole minutes had passed since we were last in it! Far too long..) that we raced each other into it. We took off as soon as possible. I had a massive head start, and since we were just going down the berm, which was kind of a small hill, I had a lot of force behind me. So when I yelled, "WATER TIME!" I was going full force.               Which made this low-life happy.                                                                               Forgive my bad digital art skills- they were necessary for this to seem funny. Anyway, so my friends and I raced each other into the water,

 Yep, folks, it's a holiday post! I know, that was mean of me, but I figured- it's the day after Labor Day, I haven't done one in a while , and I was listening to Things I thought were Mine  (Alfie Templeman) and that always gets me hyped up. I'm tryna keeping my life on track... It's ants on a log day! So yes, whip outs those pieces of cut wood, your ant farmers, and a camera. Wait...  I was joking, dude. In case you actually believed that and don't know what ants on a log are, you should actually whip out a piece of celery, some peanut butter, and a couple of raisins. I know that sounds gross, but if you put it together, it's actually not bad. And this is from a raisin hater. So try something new today, and look forward to a post on Thursday, Sunday, and possibly even Monday... My computer hates me too, I have so many half finished post ideas. It may seem like I don't ever use this blog, but I just never finish anything I want to start when it comes to

 Again, I'm sorry, but I ended up doing more camps. I know I really don't have an excuse, but I do have.... two quality posts coming up!  And one is going to published in like three seconds, I swear... So buckle your seatbelts!

I adore Spotify. However, it can cross the line sometimes with things like zodiac playlists. Overall though, it only has one flaw: THE AMOUNT OF SUBGENRES THAT IT SNEAKS IN.  I spend enough time on Bandcamp to be comfortable with subgenres (read: I like fringe music. Bandcamp is home to every starting-up, fringy, alternative musician ever). But I've always thought of Spotify as meant for the more mainstream genres/artists. Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of start-ups on Spotify who are plenty fringy and who, when I mention to people, cause others to go "Who? Never heard of them" . Yet most of them have scored small hits in some corner of the Internet. So, even though I spend most of my time streaming indie bands on Spotify, it does mainly advertise for the mainstream types of genres, tending to make playlists and radios for the big genres, like pop, rock, and EDM. The genres that you can search up are big like this. However, it will sneak in weirdly named subgenr

Hey people (really, I mean person, cause last I checked I have one subscriber, but that sounds weird), I'm sorry I haven't been posting a lot. I've been doing a lot of summer stuff (cough, beach stuff, cough- and yes, I live in close proximity to a beach), and got really busy. I promise to update this more, but in the meantime, check out my friend's youtube channel!* Her name is Delightful Woof - and yes, her stuff is done in roblox. But it's not all roblox related- I know at least one of her subscribers hasn't even played roblox and still likes it. It's mainly bizarre skits and sometimes songs. Anyway, I will begin posting again as soon as I am done with my beach camp. I've been doing a lot of camps, from day camps to beach camps to art camps (well, picking up and dropping off my sibling at an art camp), but this will be my last, and I promise I will start updating this blog again on Sunday. I PROMISE!!! *I do not typically do this, nor will I do it if

First of, I apologize. I know it's rude to congratulate someone after like 3 weeks, but I never check my subscribers (so little I needed to use spell check on that word), and also I haven't been able to continue the blog lately. However, because of your loyalty, you will earn many, many, posts (like 6! In one week!)but no other prize, as I am a kid and will not spend my precious allowance on strangers, however devoted and wonderful they may be. I need that money for candy, music stuff, and more candy! I'm sure you understand, right? You're probably a kid as well. I thank you, you wonderful person. 

I tried to create an online abstract rainbow. Needless to say, it failed. And I was somewhat disturbed by my friend's responses.  Now, I know it looks weird. It was kind of meant to look weird, but not as weird as it got. I think if you ignore the green stuff on the left and all the blue and purple stuff, you get a good picture of what I was trying to do. A rainbow with shapes. Sadly, I messed up. I sent this to all my friends, asking for their opinions.  One of my friends, who we shall name Ms. Doe ( Anyone recognize that?......  If you know it's from another post but don't recognize it, click  here . And I hate to disappoint you, but it's not the same friend) told me it was a girl. Now, she described this girl with green arms, a light blue body, red/purple face, and dark blue hair. And to quote, she said this girl was "begging to the gods", whatever that means.  I had to stare at for a good long while before I saw a  girl, and once I did, it wasn't the s

This is a yellow bat: That little sucker looks exactly the way I did when someone mentioned chocolate covered cashews. "What in the world?? WAIT, HOLD UP, THIS IS A HOLIDAY?!? You're kidding, right?? I'm gonna bite you if you're not kidding!" Or the way I would look if someone offered me a chocolate covered cashew, in which case I would bite. Still, I think his species is weird: First off, they have a holiday. That's weird. Second off, they share this holiday with chocolate covered cashews. Third off, they would probably look very bright during the night and any animal that likes bats, yellow things, and food (and gee, birds check off 2/3 of those boxes but the second is the most important) would be hard pressed to eat it. Especially because of its facial expression.. but I guess that's better for them. KEEP MAKING THAT WEIRD FACE!

Today's an odd holiday... It's both Yellow Bat day (yay! coronavirus!), and I never knew there was such a thing as yellow bats (how do they even fly at night? It's nighttime, anything yellow will be screaming "Eat me! I'm right here! You can eat me easily!!") and it's also National Chocolate Covered Cashews Day. I love chocolate and hate cashews. However, I'm a sucker for alliteration and anything covered in chocolate automatically becomes twice as good... Maybe I should try one. I don't know. It's 8:13 where I live. Anyway, congrats and go feed your yellow bat chocolate covered cashews! I'm sure yellow bats love chocolate covered cashews. (I cannot believe I just typed that sentence)

Today is National Walk Around Things Day, which I take seriously because I am a procrastinator. The only reason I'm organized is because if I'm not, I will just lay in bed all day. Anyway, what with the Coronavirus, everyone actually is walking around things and trying not to touch them. Hope you enjoy and walk around everything today. 

WHY MY DOG HAS MORE MUSICAL TALENT THAN ME My dog has more musical talent than me, and I play three instruments. I love to listen to music, which you would know if you read my about page. I also love music theory, cause I'm one of the weirdest music nerds in history. But my dog has better ears than me, which is a fact, and she can also tell whenever I play a wrong note. It's kind of freaky.  I'm just sitting there at my piano, cursing Bach for making things so complicated while also studying the notes and gasping at how smart he is, and all of a sudden I play an F sharp when I'm supposed to play a G. (For those of you who don't know music, picture it as a letter wrong in a word. I want to spell "Major", but instead I spell "Mdjor". See what I mean? Playing the piano is a lot like typing, in the sense that your fingers are moving, and that things turn out wrong if you miss one thing. [That was a long explanation to put inside parentheses.]

SONGS OF QUARANTINE  If the world was ending by J.P. Sax & Julia michaels. Nothing more to be said. It's a beautiful song that makes me laugh at our current predicament.

NATIONAL FRENCH BREAD DAY!! WHOOHOO!! Don't worry if you're confused by my wording. That's what the holiday is called, but we all know what it really means: BAGUETTES!!! 😍😍😍 In case you don't know what that emoji means (shame on you, you don't deserve a baguette), I really love baguettes. Plus, in this wacky time of, "Mom, I can't believe I'm asking you this, but can we please get out of the house?" baguettes, the thing that is probably gone in the US, deserved to be celebrated. Hopefully the insane bulk buyers have not taken this astounding, brighten-up-your-day, glorious, delicious, the-opposite-of-dowdy, electable (WE NEED TO ELECT A BAGUETTE TO OFFICE!!) and most importantly of all, edible  food. So go try to find a baguette! We need to celebrate them, even if we can't find them!

EATING CAKE: FORK VS SPOON The answer to this question is fork. No questions asked. Anyone who eats cake with a spoon is dumb, except Jane*, and I'm only saying that because Jane is in a higher math class than me. Jane and I were eating cake, her with A SPOON 😣 and me with a fork, the correct one. We both think the other is being dumb, when really everyone knows it's fork. Jane (who forced me to copy and paste this to her) is saying this is not enough. *sigh* 😩 It's very simple. You don't eat foods that aren't in piles or liquidy with a spoon. And for those arguing that this is not true (*cough* Jane *cough*) I will provide a list of these things. Chili Yogurt Soup Rice Mashed Potatoes NOT Cake You don't eat these things with forks because it would fall through, and you eat salad and things like that with a fork because you need to spear things, just like those little frosting roses or big chunks of cake. You also don't eat things like chil

This is the weirdest first post ever. But as soon as I heard about the quarantine stuff (and suddenly all the Corona beer in my house disappeared) I put everything on hold so I could start during a good time. (Yes, I had posts.) So I could create this post: It's the first day of quarantine! (Technically second, but the first was a Sunday, and that doesn't count. It's a Sunday. You don't do anything on Sundays but worry about Mondays.) This feels like a holiday to me, as I don't HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL!!! But for all you people who just have work and not school, I'm sure this is just mortifying. 🙄 I like my house. I will stay here all day on Saturdays, so this is just that + schoolwork in the morning.  About that----  WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SCHEDULE THE CLASSROOM FACETIME STUFF IN THE MORNING, SCHOOL?!?!?!?!? You have all day to decide, and you go with the same times, but 30 MINUTES EARLIER??! 😠 There is a reason for the quarantine!! It's to not get sick, a