Random thoughts of an average human

SONGS OF QUARANTINE  If the world was ending by J.P. Sax & Julia michaels. Nothing more to be said. It's a beautiful song that makes me laugh at our current predicament.

NATIONAL FRENCH BREAD DAY!! WHOOHOO!! Don't worry if you're confused by my wording. That's what the holiday is called, but we all know what it really means: BAGUETTES!!! 😍😍😍 In case you don't know what that emoji means (shame on you, you don't deserve a baguette), I really love baguettes. Plus, in this wacky time of, "Mom, I can't believe I'm asking you this, but can we please get out of the house?" baguettes, the thing that is probably gone in the US, deserved to be celebrated. Hopefully the insane bulk buyers have not taken this astounding, brighten-up-your-day, glorious, delicious, the-opposite-of-dowdy, electable (WE NEED TO ELECT A BAGUETTE TO OFFICE!!) and most importantly of all, edible  food. So go try to find a baguette! We need to celebrate them, even if we can't find them!

EATING CAKE: FORK VS SPOON The answer to this question is fork. No questions asked. Anyone who eats cake with a spoon is dumb, except Jane*, and I'm only saying that because Jane is in a higher math class than me. Jane and I were eating cake, her with A SPOON 😣 and me with a fork, the correct one. We both think the other is being dumb, when really everyone knows it's fork. Jane (who forced me to copy and paste this to her) is saying this is not enough. *sigh* 😩 It's very simple. You don't eat foods that aren't in piles or liquidy with a spoon. And for those arguing that this is not true (*cough* Jane *cough*) I will provide a list of these things. Chili Yogurt Soup Rice Mashed Potatoes NOT Cake You don't eat these things with forks because it would fall through, and you eat salad and things like that with a fork because you need to spear things, just like those little frosting roses or big chunks of cake. You also don't eat things like chil

This is the weirdest first post ever. But as soon as I heard about the quarantine stuff (and suddenly all the Corona beer in my house disappeared) I put everything on hold so I could start during a good time. (Yes, I had posts.) So I could create this post: It's the first day of quarantine! (Technically second, but the first was a Sunday, and that doesn't count. It's a Sunday. You don't do anything on Sundays but worry about Mondays.) This feels like a holiday to me, as I don't HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL!!! But for all you people who just have work and not school, I'm sure this is just mortifying. 🙄 I like my house. I will stay here all day on Saturdays, so this is just that + schoolwork in the morning.  About that----  WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SCHEDULE THE CLASSROOM FACETIME STUFF IN THE MORNING, SCHOOL?!?!?!?!? You have all day to decide, and you go with the same times, but 30 MINUTES EARLIER??! 😠 There is a reason for the quarantine!! It's to not get sick, a