Random thoughts of an average human

 Yep, folks, it's a holiday post! I know, that was mean of me, but I figured- it's the day after Labor Day, I haven't done one in a while , and I was listening to Things I thought were Mine  (Alfie Templeman) and that always gets me hyped up. I'm tryna keeping my life on track... It's ants on a log day! So yes, whip outs those pieces of cut wood, your ant farmers, and a camera. Wait...  I was joking, dude. In case you actually believed that and don't know what ants on a log are, you should actually whip out a piece of celery, some peanut butter, and a couple of raisins. I know that sounds gross, but if you put it together, it's actually not bad. And this is from a raisin hater. So try something new today, and look forward to a post on Thursday, Sunday, and possibly even Monday... My computer hates me too, I have so many half finished post ideas. It may seem like I don't ever use this blog, but I just never finish anything I want to start when it comes to...

This is a yellow bat: That little sucker looks exactly the way I did when someone mentioned chocolate covered cashews. "What in the world?? WAIT, HOLD UP, THIS IS A HOLIDAY?!? You're kidding, right?? I'm gonna bite you if you're not kidding!" Or the way I would look if someone offered me a chocolate covered cashew, in which case I would bite. Still, I think his species is weird: First off, they have a holiday. That's weird. Second off, they share this holiday with chocolate covered cashews. Third off, they would probably look very bright during the night and any animal that likes bats, yellow things, and food (and gee, birds check off 2/3 of those boxes but the second is the most important) would be hard pressed to eat it. Especially because of its facial expression.. but I guess that's better for them. KEEP MAKING THAT WEIRD FACE!

Today's an odd holiday... It's both Yellow Bat day (yay! coronavirus!), and I never knew there was such a thing as yellow bats (how do they even fly at night? It's nighttime, anything yellow will be screaming "Eat me! I'm right here! You can eat me easily!!") and it's also National Chocolate Covered Cashews Day. I love chocolate and hate cashews. However, I'm a sucker for alliteration and anything covered in chocolate automatically becomes twice as good... Maybe I should try one. I don't know. It's 8:13 where I live. Anyway, congrats and go feed your yellow bat chocolate covered cashews! I'm sure yellow bats love chocolate covered cashews. (I cannot believe I just typed that sentence)

Today is National Walk Around Things Day, which I take seriously because I am a procrastinator. The only reason I'm organized is because if I'm not, I will just lay in bed all day. Anyway, what with the Coronavirus, everyone actually is walking around things and trying not to touch them. Hope you enjoy and walk around everything today. 

NATIONAL FRENCH BREAD DAY!! WHOOHOO!! Don't worry if you're confused by my wording. That's what the holiday is called, but we all know what it really means: BAGUETTES!!! 😍😍😍 In case you don't know what that emoji means (shame on you, you don't deserve a baguette), I really love baguettes. Plus, in this wacky time of, "Mom, I can't believe I'm asking you this, but can we please get out of the house?" baguettes, the thing that is probably gone in the US, deserved to be celebrated. Hopefully the insane bulk buyers have not taken this astounding, brighten-up-your-day, glorious, delicious, the-opposite-of-dowdy, electable (WE NEED TO ELECT A BAGUETTE TO OFFICE!!) and most importantly of all, edible  food. So go try to find a baguette! We need to celebrate them, even if we can't find them!

This is the weirdest first post ever. But as soon as I heard about the quarantine stuff (and suddenly all the Corona beer in my house disappeared) I put everything on hold so I could start during a good time. (Yes, I had posts.) So I could create this post: It's the first day of quarantine! (Technically second, but the first was a Sunday, and that doesn't count. It's a Sunday. You don't do anything on Sundays but worry about Mondays.) This feels like a holiday to me, as I don't HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL!!! But for all you people who just have work and not school, I'm sure this is just mortifying. 🙄 I like my house. I will stay here all day on Saturdays, so this is just that + schoolwork in the morning.  About that----  WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SCHEDULE THE CLASSROOM FACETIME STUFF IN THE MORNING, SCHOOL?!?!?!?!? You have all day to decide, and you go with the same times, but 30 MINUTES EARLIER??! 😠 There is a reason for the quarantine!! It's to not get sick, a...