Random thoughts of an average human

Stupid Potholes               Once, at one of my beach camps, it was free time. A very hooking statement, I know. But hear me out: this actually becomes funny.               Anyway, my friends and I decided to go into the water, because duh, we were at a beach camp. Like all kids who live near the water and spend their summer going to beach camps, we were so enthralled to get back in the water (5 whole minutes had passed since we were last in it! Far too long..) that we raced each other into it. We took off as soon as possible. I had a massive head start, and since we were just going down the berm, which was kind of a small hill, I had a lot of force behind me. So when I yelled, "WATER TIME!" I was going full force.               Which made this low-life happy.                           ...

I adore Spotify. However, it can cross the line sometimes with things like zodiac playlists. Overall though, it only has one flaw: THE AMOUNT OF SUBGENRES THAT IT SNEAKS IN.  I spend enough time on Bandcamp to be comfortable with subgenres (read: I like fringe music. Bandcamp is home to every starting-up, fringy, alternative musician ever). But I've always thought of Spotify as meant for the more mainstream genres/artists. Don't get me wrong, there are plenty of start-ups on Spotify who are plenty fringy and who, when I mention to people, cause others to go "Who? Never heard of them" . Yet most of them have scored small hits in some corner of the Internet. So, even though I spend most of my time streaming indie bands on Spotify, it does mainly advertise for the mainstream types of genres, tending to make playlists and radios for the big genres, like pop, rock, and EDM. The genres that you can search up are big like this. However, it will sneak in weirdly named subgenr...

I tried to create an online abstract rainbow. Needless to say, it failed. And I was somewhat disturbed by my friend's responses.  Now, I know it looks weird. It was kind of meant to look weird, but not as weird as it got. I think if you ignore the green stuff on the left and all the blue and purple stuff, you get a good picture of what I was trying to do. A rainbow with shapes. Sadly, I messed up. I sent this to all my friends, asking for their opinions.  One of my friends, who we shall name Ms. Doe ( Anyone recognize that?......  If you know it's from another post but don't recognize it, click  here . And I hate to disappoint you, but it's not the same friend) told me it was a girl. Now, she described this girl with green arms, a light blue body, red/purple face, and dark blue hair. And to quote, she said this girl was "begging to the gods", whatever that means.  I had to stare at for a good long while before I saw a  girl, and once I did, it wasn't t...

WHY MY DOG HAS MORE MUSICAL TALENT THAN ME My dog has more musical talent than me, and I play three instruments. I love to listen to music, which you would know if you read my about page. I also love music theory, cause I'm one of the weirdest music nerds in history. But my dog has better ears than me, which is a fact, and she can also tell whenever I play a wrong note. It's kind of freaky.  I'm just sitting there at my piano, cursing Bach for making things so complicated while also studying the notes and gasping at how smart he is, and all of a sudden I play an F sharp when I'm supposed to play a G. (For those of you who don't know music, picture it as a letter wrong in a word. I want to spell "Major", but instead I spell "Mdjor". See what I mean? Playing the piano is a lot like typing, in the sense that your fingers are moving, and that things turn out wrong if you miss one thing. [That was a long explanation to put inside parentheses.] ...

EATING CAKE: FORK VS SPOON The answer to this question is fork. No questions asked. Anyone who eats cake with a spoon is dumb, except Jane*, and I'm only saying that because Jane is in a higher math class than me. Jane and I were eating cake, her with A SPOON 😣 and me with a fork, the correct one. We both think the other is being dumb, when really everyone knows it's fork. Jane (who forced me to copy and paste this to her) is saying this is not enough. *sigh* 😩 It's very simple. You don't eat foods that aren't in piles or liquidy with a spoon. And for those arguing that this is not true (*cough* Jane *cough*) I will provide a list of these things. Chili Yogurt Soup Rice Mashed Potatoes NOT Cake You don't eat these things with forks because it would fall through, and you eat salad and things like that with a fork because you need to spear things, just like those little frosting roses or big chunks of cake. You also don't eat things like chil...