Random thoughts of an average human

Stupid Potholes               Once, at one of my beach camps, it was free time. A very hooking statement, I know. But hear me out: this actually becomes funny.               Anyway, my friends and I decided to go into the water, because duh, we were at a beach camp. Like all kids who live near the water and spend their summer going to beach camps, we were so enthralled to get back in the water (5 whole minutes had passed since we were last in it! Far too long..) that we raced each other into it. We took off as soon as possible. I had a massive head start, and since we were just going down the berm, which was kind of a small hill, I had a lot of force behind me. So when I yelled, "WATER TIME!" I was going full force.               Which made this low-life happy.                                                                               Forgive my bad digital art skills- they were necessary for this to seem funny. Anyway, so my friends and I raced each other into the water,

 Yep, folks, it's a holiday post! I know, that was mean of me, but I figured- it's the day after Labor Day, I haven't done one in a while , and I was listening to Things I thought were Mine  (Alfie Templeman) and that always gets me hyped up. I'm tryna keeping my life on track... It's ants on a log day! So yes, whip outs those pieces of cut wood, your ant farmers, and a camera. Wait...  I was joking, dude. In case you actually believed that and don't know what ants on a log are, you should actually whip out a piece of celery, some peanut butter, and a couple of raisins. I know that sounds gross, but if you put it together, it's actually not bad. And this is from a raisin hater. So try something new today, and look forward to a post on Thursday, Sunday, and possibly even Monday... My computer hates me too, I have so many half finished post ideas. It may seem like I don't ever use this blog, but I just never finish anything I want to start when it comes to

 Again, I'm sorry, but I ended up doing more camps. I know I really don't have an excuse, but I do have.... two quality posts coming up!  And one is going to published in like three seconds, I swear... So buckle your seatbelts!